sof-in-the-tardis:

cityofheavenlydevices:

I never understood in Harry Potter how Harry was so passive and fell asleep in class I mean sure maybe Ron cause he’s grown up with it but living 11 years of your life in muggle school and then getting to learn about THE HISTORY OF MAGIC AND MAKE POTIONS AND SPELLS AND HOW IS THAT POSSIBLY BORING HARRY YOU FRUSTuRATE ME

This explains Hermione.

(via reblogalert)

surprisebitch:

i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

(via assume)

  • mom: how did you do on that math test you had last week
  • me: eh okay... i got a B
  • hips: no you didn't... you got a C..
  • me: mom my hips are lying..
  • mom: sweety.. hips don't lie.. ur grounded..